Joke of the Week: The Things We Do For Golf

Problem of the Week: Describing Curves

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Joke of the Week: The Things We Do For Golf

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: 

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." 

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." 

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." 

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" 

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."  

Source: www.ahajokes.com

Problem of the Week: Describing Curves

The elements of a plane circular curve include its length, radius, tangent, and central (delta) angle. How many of these elements are needed to define a unique curve?

(A) one

(B) any two

(C) any three

(D) all four

This is problem 40 (7-8) from the NEW third edition of “Surveying Solved Problems for the FS and PS Exams” by Jan Van Sickle, PLS (formerly "1001 Solved Surveying Fundamentals Problems"). Reprinted with permission from “Surveying Solved Problems for the FS and PS Exams” by Jan Van Sickle, PLS (2008 Professional Publications Inc.). For details on this and other FLS exam-prep books, call 800/426-1178 or visit www.ppi2pass.com.

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